Saving...I came, I peed, I conquered
Posted by evilgreg on in Greg’s Blog
Recently, I peed on Bryan’s bed in retaliation to his act of peeing on my IPad. Many people disagree with me doing this, especially Bryan. Rather than try to explain myself, I would like to explain how amazing it felt peeing all over his stuff.
Bryan is a big asshole, and deserves to sleep in another mans piss. This is why pissing on his bed felt better than having sex. I am not kidding, it really did. Sex is nothing compared to ruining that assholes stuff. I remember looking into the mirror as I was pissing on his bed and seeing the biggest smile I have ever seen. As I watched the arch of the pee start at my penis, and flow through the air like a yellow rainbow ending in a puddle of satisfaction It almost brought me to tears. It was as if I had accomplished everything I’ve ever wanted to accomplish, and I could live freely and happy for the rest of my life. I’ve been thinking about painting the moment to memorialize the liberation so that all people who hate Bryan could bask in its greatness, but I believe it would be to beautiful for human eyes to view. The stream can only be compared to the light of god. I have wanted to see the Aurora Borealis my entire life but no longer desire to, as nothing can compare to the site of my piss hitting Bryan’s bed. Angels falls is the largest waterfall in the world, but the best waterfall in the world is the one coming out of my penis and landing on Bryan’s bed. Forgot about the miracle of turning water into wine, I have taken the place where Bryan sleeps and turned it into a human litter box.
In conclusion, I would like to thank Bryan for buying such an expensive bed. This entire event would not have been possible without Bryan being a terrible consumer. – Greg
Don’t stop now! Piss on that scarf you keep talking about too!
Poetic!
Greg… two wrongs don’t make a right, but they sure do make for a piss-covered bed. I just hope you know what you’re doing. Watch your back, because a bigger back might be plotting to get even with you. As in squash you flat to the ground so that if I put a level on you I could say “Perfectly even!” Anyway thanks for sharing.
My back is the David to his Goliath.
This whole piss saga just keeps reminding me of the Mystery Box saga. The only difference is that this is just a lot more icky grossness.
I would be legitimately worried about this whole ordeal if the world “pee” didn’t make me giggle like I was five years old.
As for my opinion: Greg, pay for Bryan’s bed. Bryan, pay for Greg’s iPad. Then you both need to go sit in a dark room with only each other and some sexy music and lube and whatever happens, happens. Failing that, I’ll be waiting for Brian to threaten to piss on Greg’s headmaster and Bryan’s mom unless they both make up.
I love little Bryan vs Greg scuffles… I’m indifferent, both of those guys were dumb to bring pee into anything at all, having an iPad in your bathroom is fine, peeing on it is not, nor is peeing on your brosef’s bed. OH IT’S TERRIBLE.
I hate to say it, but I now believe Brian is the most sane and mature of the WMR trio.
Yeah, Brian is starting to look more like he has his shit together.
HAHAHAHAA, so fucking well done. Bravo! I’m a fan of Greg’s blog already.
This is beautiful; and for the record, I totally agree that corpo is being a little bitch and should just lie in his piss bed.
Also, I really enjoy all the piss-related Bryan shinanegangs. Reminds me of the live show when he was given piss shots :3
Greg, I hope you drank lots and lots of caffeine and held in your piss all day until your bladder was aching, so that you had enough ammunition to really make it a glorious payback.
Good god, I really just said that.
Greg, thought I’d let you know, you were totally in the right.
I give this entry 5 out of 5 pee stained sheets.
Hey Greg, being the coolest, most handsome member of the WMR trio, have you considered peeing on Bryans bed again? Pee on Bryans bed again.
I think Greg just wrote an erotic water sports slash story about himself and Bryan’s bed.
REEdeFEHR, your comment was hilarious. Thank you.
He shouldn’t have PISSED me off.
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on,
would it be possible to soak one or several microphone foam covers in urine?
Bryan’s bed, where a good man goes to piss.
I’m on team Greg!
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