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« on: July 27, 2008, 01:52:29 PM »

please please talk about this on the show , its so easy to be cruel about it which will in turn make us all laugh Grin

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PLATTSMOUTH, Neb. — A 6-year-old boy playing a game of hide-and-seek crawled into a microwave and suffocated, police said.

The boy, James Cook, had been playing the game Monday night with his 9-year-old sister. James, who weighed about 45 pounds, apparently couldn't get out of the old microwave, which was in the back of a pickup truck, Police Chief Brian Paulsen said yesterday.

The family told officers they were getting rid of the old microwave because they'd bought a new one.

The family searched for 2 1/2 hours before finding the boy.

heres the vid about it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTYQaLYjRwA
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2008, 01:54:02 PM »

greatest part is , his surname is cook , he died in a microwave Grin
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2008, 02:03:54 PM »

definitly a good show topic
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 10:49:46 PM »

I promise this will be on next week's show.  Great topic indeed.
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 11:23:19 PM »

Best Idea I've ever Heard in My life Karma point Sean
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 12:02:30 AM »

James Cook... That rings a bell. There was also a guy from a long time ago named that, he traveled over north america and hit hawaii. The natives there considered him a god, then when he decided to leave and crashed his boat leaving, the natives thought he was a traitor, cooked him and ate him. What a coincidence that this kid died in a microwave with the same name as that guy.
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2008, 02:07:37 AM »

Now only if we could get Dane Cook to crawl into an oven...
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 04:23:02 AM »

Now only if we could get Dane Cook to crawl into an oven...
   ...and take Carlos Mencia with him!
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 05:26:00 PM »

Carlos Mencia is like a exzact repeat of dane cook. He was funny for a bit and now he's old and uses the same jokes over and over. What made George Carlin so great is that he's got so many original acts, he never got old.
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2008, 06:53:46 PM »

Plus Dane Cook and Mencia both steal their material from other comics.
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2008, 09:49:49 PM »

Good point. They should all die Tongue
Well practically no comic hasn't done something that George Carlin hasn't done. I'm still sad that he died.
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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2008, 12:09:45 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,393682,00.html

TULSA, Okla. —  A dog attacked and killed a 2-month old baby boy who was left unattended in a swing, police said Monday afternoon.

Officer Jason Willingham said the infant was mauled by either a Labrador puppy or a small pug at the boy's home and died at the scene.

Police are not sure what caused the mauling or which dog killed the boy. Both dogs were taken to the Tulsa Animal Shelter, where Manager Jean Letcher said the lab was euthanized at the request of Tulsa police.

Authorities will not release the child's name until Tuesday.

Willingham said the baby's mother and grandmother were home at the time, but nobody was in the room when the attack occurred.

"The child was left unattended in a swing," he said.

Police are unsure what caused the dog to attack.

The child's body was taken to the Medical Examiner's office. Police plan to forward their investigation to the district attorney, who will determine if any criminal charges are warranted in the case, he said.

"It's just a very tragic set of circumstances," he said. "It's a very hard situation to investigate."
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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2008, 01:31:12 PM »

Fuck, whatever happened to dog biscuits?
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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2008, 10:03:46 PM »

It probably thought the child was a treat
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