I found a site that sells discount sex toys 70% off, they offer a price match if you can find it cheaper.
Lets say you buy the "Lil Ho Peep and Her Sheep Mini Inflatable Doll" ($11.95) or "Meme Midget Love Doll with Free DVD" ($17.95), or whatever. (disclaimer to the idiots, doesn't mean I'm into these specific items). and then prank call the "i found it cheaper". here's the site for research for the bit
http://www.dear-lady.com/index.cgi?WORD=GD_G2_sex+toys#as always for those who must.
feel free to drop a large hairy one on it.
