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« on: August 06, 2008, 02:02:06 PM »

This is kinda old news, but I still think he's the greatest "an hero" ever.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=860c9b9f3b&p=1

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Back then, Dwyer was the Treasurer of Pennsylvania when he was convicted of receiving kickbacks and losing the state's official iPod. Budd was faced with at least 100 years in jail and multiple kicks to the testicles, but did he puss out and let the man tell him what to do? HELL NO! Instead, he did quite possibly the most awesome thing the world has ever seen.
Our Hero arranged a press conference with as many people and news cameras as possible (as well as doing it on a day when school was closed so every child was tuned in). That day, he made a TL;DR speech to the press, handed some papers out to people, and then pulled a .357 Magnum out of an envelope and SHOT HIMSELF ON LIVE TELEVISION!!! FUCKING WIN!!!1!

Some of the last words muttered from the excessively nosebleeding man were "I told you I was hardcore." Everyone freaked the fuck out and turned off their cameras. However, one brave cameraman kept filming with a raging hardon. A doctor was called to the scene, but it was too late. Our hero had already died of lead poisoning.

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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 03:13:18 PM »

Damn
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 03:34:10 PM »

holy shit
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 04:37:56 PM »

Who's Bud Dwyer? And why do you call him your hero? Sounds kinda cool as to what he did though Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 07:33:28 PM »

Hes not a Hero He was a GOD AMONGST MEN
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 09:09:36 PM »

Who's Bud Dwyer? And why do you call him your hero? Sounds kinda cool as to what he did though Cheesy

You watched the video, right?

"AN hero" (which is not a spelling error):

"Simply pwning oneself IRL is no cause to become "An Hero". Without exceptions,"An Heroes" are made, not born. When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when "An Hero" is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a shit about Kurt Cobain. Could anyone say the same about you? That's why you'll never amount to anything. You'll never be "An Hero". (But don't let us stop you from trying. Having said that, becoming an hero is shit because you won't get to see the results of your endeavours. However, if you do a school shooting and don't kill yourself, you just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric chair.) There is no half/almost/soon An Hero. Either you blow your brains out and become An Hero or don't, but in your case, please do.

The phrase "An Hero" dates back over 9000 years ago last thursday, to the proto-An Hero, Mitchell Henderson, who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a grammatical error made by one of his myspace friends, and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to remove themselves from the gene pool. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including 3 year olds"
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 05:25:32 AM »

"Someone call a doctor and an ambulance, pleas."
Dude, there's like 3 gallons of blood coming out of his nose in 5 seconds...
That's the cool thing about shooting your brains out from inside your mouth. Either your brain comes out like in "Full Metal Jacket" or the bullet bounces off multiple times in your cranium cutting through your brain so many times it's nothing more than neuro-cream.

Question: Would the FCC cut this witht the 5 secinds delay?
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 01:45:06 PM »

fucking hideous
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 02:12:11 PM »

He is my hero.
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2008, 07:57:19 AM »

I would love to hear about a child who was traumatised by this
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2008, 08:27:20 AM »

i remember as a kid when something so graphic only would have been encountered on a faces of death tape or something

the internet has ushered in a new reality....i can't believe how open it is to everything

good or bad?

idk but it's interesting to say the least.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2008, 12:43:28 AM »

i remember as a kid when something so graphic only would have been encountered on a faces of death tape or something

the internet has ushered in a new reality....i can't believe how open it is to everything

good or bad?

idk but it's interesting to say the least.
Faces of death are actually really entertaining...weird to say that..
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2008, 12:22:24 PM »

I am surprised how much blood was rushing out of his nose.
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2008, 05:08:39 PM »

Ya I'm still confused as to why he did this, but it doesn't matter. That video is pretty cool, kind of disturbing too though. I hope Bush does this, it would be CRAZY epic.
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2008, 07:15:41 PM »

I live here in Pennsylvania. Budd Dwyer was a true American hero.

We also have 33 hate groups in our state.

Here's the link the OP kept referring to.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Budd_Dwyer
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