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« on: June 03, 2009, 05:27:40 PM » |
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 SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. -- A Spotsylvania man's family turned him in to police after he admitted to "fooling around" with the family dog, according to the Spotsylvania County Sheriff's Office.
Robert John Ward, 66, was arrested Monday for alleged bestiality. Deputies began investigating Ward after a family member called authorities with the allegation.
Ward admitted to a deputy that he had touched the dog inappropriately and that he'd had the dog perform sexual acts on him, according to the sheriff's office.
A vet examined the dog and found that her anal glands were swollen, the sheriff's office said.
The accusing relative said the dog had been acting strange for several weeks.
Ward's being held without bond at the Rappahannock Regional Jail. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Mans-Relationship-With-Family-Dog-Moves-Beyond-Petting.html |
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2009, 05:34:26 PM » |
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...I guess you could say that every dog has its day.
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"Heaven's just a bunch of damn aliens..."
- James Brown
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2009, 05:36:07 PM » |
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...I guess you could say that every dog has its day.
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Snap! I wish the news story would go into more detail! |
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2009, 05:46:23 PM » |
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He's in the dog house now. He doesn't have a dog's chance in court.
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2009, 06:13:53 PM » |
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He's dogmeat now.
He made a dogs dinner out of that one.
He's been doing it Doggy style.
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2009, 06:17:13 PM » |
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I guess you could say he had sex with a dog and is now under arrest. if you know what i mean  |
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2009, 06:30:14 PM » |
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I'm sure the family must be dog tired, and the police must have been working like dogs on this case.
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2009, 06:08:56 PM » |
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Knick knack paddy-whack, he sure gave his dog a bone. This old man ain't rolling home for 15 years though.
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2009, 11:38:00 PM » |
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I guess you could say he had sex with a dog and is now under arrest. if you know what i mean This one is my favorite. |
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 10:45:49 AM » |
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Not very dogmatic, huh?
"Den hyndan ska till fängelset på dirren, men jag hoppas att hunden inte dog."
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2009, 08:10:31 PM » |
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Oh well. Guess his karma ran over his dogma.
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Some parents teach their kids to brush their teeth.
I'm teaching you to go for the butt.
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 07:10:56 PM » |
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The puns! They hurt, doggone it! All the good ones were taken...  |
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