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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009, 06:52:12 PM » |
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they say toilet paper is disgusting. but you still use toilet paper.
and it looks like a dildo, shiat.
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2009, 08:01:11 PM » |
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and it looks like a dildo, shiat.
God damn it, you beat me to that punch But, yeah, if it doubles as a dildo, I'm sold |
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 08:27:30 PM » |
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and it looks like a dildo, shiat.
God damn it, you beat me to that punch But, yeah, if it doubles as a dildo, I'm sold Here's a tip, attach a bit of toilet paper on the end, wipe your arse and then use it as a dildo. |
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2009, 02:17:29 AM » |
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and it looks like a dildo, shiat.
God damn it, you beat me to that punch But, yeah, if it doubles as a dildo, I'm sold Here's a tip, attach a bit of toilet paper on the end, wipe your arse and then use it as a dildo. Why wipe first? Just jam all the paper in there with your phaux-phallus. |
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2009, 03:17:35 AM » |
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and it looks like a dildo, shiat.
God damn it, you beat me to that punch But, yeah, if it doubles as a dildo, I'm sold Here's a tip, attach a bit of toilet paper on the end, wipe your arse and then use it as a dildo. Why wipe first? Just jam all the paper in there with your phaux-phallus. You want a little poo-brication to ease it in. |
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2009, 03:27:23 AM » |
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That might be the worst pun ever!
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2009, 04:45:54 AM » |
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That might be the worst pun ever!
Would you say it's cat-astrophic? |
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2009, 05:47:39 AM » |
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I'd say it's egg-stravagant.
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2009, 09:12:35 AM » |
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I always walk in on puns! It brings tears to my eyes, ulcers to my stomach, as well as make me slightly aroused.
And that product makes me uncomfortable. Living with other people, you don't know what they would do with that very phallic tool.
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 10:20:08 AM » |
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Being a big guy has its advantages.
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2009, 10:33:41 AM » |
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It sounded a lot like that older woman needs somebody to wipe her ass for her... she couldn't be a day over 50.
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 05:26:52 PM » |
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Being a big guy has its advantages.
Bow chika bow wow |
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 07:04:30 PM » |
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Being a big guy has its advantages.
Seriously, what pros are there to being a fatty? |
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 07:07:32 PM » |
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Being a big guy has its advantages.
Seriously, what pros are there to being a fatty? You can have the elevator all to yourself. |
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