Black kids!? In MY pool!?

[BrontoThunder]

Black children get banned from pool

This is hilarious.
"Uh, what are all these black kids doing here? ... I'm scared they might do something to my child'"

[Funky Biscuits]

It's a private pool so really they can do whatever the fuck they like.

[Icarus]

Philadelphia still has white people? Once you cross the Ben Franklin Bridge, it's like driving into the Congo.

Still, that's fucked up. Who sponsors this club? The Klan and Velma Von Tussle?

[Slayer]

"When the minority children got in the pool all of the Caucasian children immediately exited the pool".
People are so afraid of lawsuits these days.

It's a private pool so really they can do whatever the fuck they like.

I read that comment too, very clever.

[Aforextreme]

I live in Central Philly and I hadn't heard of this.

Also, too obvious:
"Pool's closed!"
or...
"We need blackup!"

...I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll shut up now.