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« on: July 11, 2009, 08:40:45 PM » |
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This video's first and last story are the most intresting the first of which involves Infant weasels being raped all while wiggling and screaming like people. The last segment shows guy on guy and girl on girl sexual chimp heaven http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ui4w_unusual-practices_fun |
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 09:02:53 PM » |
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I laughed so hard at those banobo monkeys.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2009, 03:40:08 PM » |
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What I've learned from this video:
Weasels like to rape
Female birds are sluts, and male birds like sloppy seconds
Lizards are lesbians
Rhinos like scat and have huge penises
Moneys masturbate
Snakes have two penises (wait, I already knew that)
Monkeys have blue balls
A zeldas zebras (do my typos hint at what games I've been playing?) penis is so long it causes miscarriages
An Elephants penis weighs 70 pounds
Octopuses use their tentacles to mate (hentai was....right?)
A pigs penis is shaped the same way as its tail
Barnicles have the most proportionately longest penis of any other animal (7 times longer than its body...), and they're also hermaphrodites
Monkeys shake hands and greet each other by grinding their groins together, masturbate with their foot, and can be homosexual.
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2009, 04:54:09 PM » |
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What I've learned from this video:
Weasels like to rape
Female birds are sluts, and male birds like sloppy seconds
Lizards are lesbians
Rhinos like scat and have huge penises
Moneys masturbate
Snakes have two penises (wait, I already knew that)
Monkeys have blue balls
A zeldas penis is so long it causes miscarriages
And Elephants penis weighs 70 pounds
Octopuses use their tentacles to mate (hentai was....right?)
A pigs penis is chages the same way as its tail
Barnicles have the most proportionatly longest penis of any other animal (7 times longer than its body...), and they're also hermaphrodites
Monkeys shake hands and greet each other by grinding their groins together, masturbate with their foot, and can be homosexual.
13 good reasons for me to stay out of Africa. |
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2009, 11:54:46 PM » |
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What I've learned from this video:
Weasels like to rape
Female birds are sluts, and male birds like sloppy seconds
Lizards are lesbians
Rhinos like scat and have huge penises
Moneys masturbate
Snakes have two penises (wait, I already knew that)
Monkeys have blue balls
A zeldas penis is so long it causes miscarriages
And Elephants penis weighs 70 pounds
Octopuses use their tentacles to mate (hentai was....right?)
A pigs penis is chages the same way as its tail
Barnicles have the most proportionatly longest penis of any other animal (7 times longer than its body...), and they're also hermaphrodites
Monkeys shake hands and greet each other by grinding their groins together, masturbate with their foot, and can be homosexual.
13 good reasons for me to stay out of Africa. To stay out? You mean to go to. |
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 09:29:42 AM » |
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What I've learned from this video:
Weasels like to rape
Female birds are sluts, and male birds like sloppy seconds
Lizards are lesbians
Rhinos like scat and have huge penises
Moneys masturbate
Snakes have two penises (wait, I already knew that)
Monkeys have blue balls
A zeldas penis is so long it causes miscarriages
And Elephants penis weighs 70 pounds
Octopuses use their tentacles to mate (hentai was....right?)
A pigs penis is chages the same way as its tail
Barnicles have the most proportionatly longest penis of any other animal (7 times longer than its body...), and they're also hermaphrodites
Monkeys shake hands and greet each other by grinding their groins together, masturbate with their foot, and can be homosexual.
13 good reasons for me to stay out of Africa. To stay out? You mean to go to. Apparently someone here is really eager to see some animal-dick. |
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 05:07:32 PM » |
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You could always go to that website that sells animal penis dildos
I think they just got new dolphin penis dildos with pink glitter in them.
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 05:57:35 PM » |
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majora's mask is still my favorite zelda part.
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 11:20:21 PM » |
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"It can take the rhino up to two hours to line things up."
Ha bloody Ha!
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2009, 02:20:05 PM » |
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Haha I used to wonder if animals could rape.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2009, 09:55:52 PM » |
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...I want a pet monkey.... I used to just want a female, but after watching this video, it really doesn't matter now. I want to uh... "shake hands" with them.
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 01:54:51 PM » |
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...I want a pet monkey.... I used to just want a female, but after watching this video, it really doesn't matter now. I want to uh... "shake hands" with them.
You mean it mattered beforehand? |
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