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« on: July 20, 2009, 04:55:37 PM »
http://russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-07-20/Transformers_fan_drank_gasoline_to_gain_energy_.html

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The youngster was so impressed that he began drinking fuel on a daily basis to "obtain energy" and become a mighty warrior like the Transformers.

"Since my son start to drink gas, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply and he couldn't figure out addition and subtraction of sums within 100," the father said. "Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he doesn't know the answer of 7 plus 17."

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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 04:58:13 PM »
I know right? hes gotta be the only asian thats bad at math.
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2009, 05:00:11 PM »
I feel like saying he's incredibly fucking stupid would be an understatement here.
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 05:28:21 PM »
azn son, I am dissapoint....
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 05:37:52 PM »
Rofl.
Transformers don't even drink gasoline.
What a fuck.
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2009, 05:44:22 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2009, 07:42:22 PM »
Churning my direction, quench my thirst with gasoline!
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2009, 07:52:36 PM »
He apparently wasn't all that intelligent to begin with.
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2009, 09:54:26 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2009, 01:02:06 PM »
If asians decide to market this, it's definitely -1.
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2009, 02:29:49 PM »
I love how the father measures his sons degradation by how well he does math.  Asians are hilar.
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2009, 03:49:49 PM »
Well on the bright side at least it's wasn't his fetish. Those darn Asians and their fetishes...
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