Brit-Tits rule.
Too bad their faces are horrifying.
Why are all the girls I fall for beautiful and gorgeous then?
Because after years of rejection, your mind started displaying ugly girls as beautiful to you as a defense mechanism so that your standards would lower and you might actually get a shot at contributing to the human population.
the thought of funky passing on even half of his DNA is horrifying.
Well Lexi I aim for the top, the very top! I want the pick of the litter

And davidson you are just bitter lol