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Bakery
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« on: November 08, 2009, 02:28:53 PM »

While it surely hasn't received much attention outside this country, it’s a funny little story.

"I can't eat without my hook" -hook man

After a series of violent episodes, police has separated a 34 years old man with his prosthetic hand, shaped as a hook. The iron hook has been in the man's possession for 15 years. Police lost its patience with the man who recently used the hook as a weapon (like a club or something). The dude was taken into custody for violence and robbery. As a defence he said it was self defence. "I can't eat or do anything at all without my hook"
He and his attorney said that he had just come from serving of a sentence and was out to get the 3600$ which he had partly received in pension and also had to collect from different debtors.
He wanted to get a hold of his previous girlfriend whom he suspected. She was visiting her previous father-in-law. But the ex-father-in-law denied captain claw with a paring knife. Hook-man swung his claw so to disable the father-in-law, and then took his cell phone when he tried to call the police.

After that he took his ex-girlfriend with him on his scooter to drive to her mother. During the trip he several times head butted her backwards so she collected some bruises on her forehead.
That and some other shit, -threads against the ex-girlfriend and some dude was enough to put hook-man in custody awaiting trial.

The 35 year old have been in 7 cases of violence with the hook, either using it as a weapon or threat, since 2001.

Don't do drugs kids. Unless you want to be a pirate.
He also kicked an officer at some point. They gave it back to him by the way.
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2009, 02:56:44 PM »

"as a weapon (like a club or something)."

Ha!
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2009, 02:59:25 PM »

Yer, they described he used it to hit with, rather than cut or stab/pierce.

Edit: he didn't gut anyone
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2009, 03:59:08 PM »

Edit: he didn't gut anyone
That's the real crime.
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2009, 04:05:07 PM »

He wasn't wearing a tri-corner hat, have a parrot on his shoulder, or have the gritty, witty mannerisms of a salty sea-dog either.
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 04:35:59 PM »

That would have completet the story though
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2009, 12:52:33 AM »

The image of a pirate man on a scooter sells it.
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