Brian's Public Toilet Tales

[tatiana]

first off; thank you paulo.
secondly; thats pretty funny.

[spondonicles]

No it's a kit that you can you can use to mount a toilet to the ceiling.

lol! greatest post ever. I've always had trouble mounting my toilets to the ceiling, as i always wake up with a boner and can never pee.

Thankyou, meatshield. Thankyou.

[Valexi]

I think gravity might have a thing or two to say about trying to pee into a ceiling toilet.

[biggy2]

I was under the impression that guys can't pee and have a hard-on at the same time
o.O;
What would that product look like anyway?
A tube shaped like a crooked "U?"

Nah, you can, just it is hard to do after you climax cause the pipes are well, clogged.

You can't pee while jerking it either or having sex. Your body clears urine out of your tubes before climaxing. Cause otherwise all of your little guys would die, urine is like acid to them .

Oh and just flush while using a ceiling toilet at the same time lol.

[GPM]

When I was in New Jersey, the toilets in the house had a rather high water level. I didn't realize until I sat on it for the first time and my member touched the water... I actually drove to work to take a dump there.

[paulo]

I didn't realize until I sat on it for the first time and my member touched the water... 

                    I'm impressed!

[biggy2]

Woah that is wierd. You'd have to have quite the dingalong to hit the water around here

[GPM]

Woah that is wierd. You'd have to have quite the dingalong to hit the water around here

Well, the black guy who lived there before me didn't warn me...
Or maybe well hung guys rest their penis on the rim of the toilet bowl while pooping?
...

The number 1 best selling book in Germany is about a woman who endorses cleaning public toilets befiore use by scrubbing it off with your vagina. Maybe there will be an english version sometime.

Author: Charlotte Roche
Boot: Feuchtgebiete

[biggy2]

Woah that is wierd. You'd have to have quite the dingalong to hit the water around here

Well, the black guy who lived there before me didn't warn me...
Or maybe well hung guys rest their penis on the rim of the toilet bowl while pooping?
...

You know you can get aids from people from just resting your junk on the toilet seat right? At least thats what I heard about public washrooms.

[GPM]

You know you can get aids from people from just resting your junk on the toilet seat right? At least thats what I heard about public washrooms.

Well that's an interesting new theory why more brown people have aids then other ones. It's a conspiracy from the goverment, I tell you. People with small genitals have the power and they want no people with bigger ones to take their place. So they found that sneaky way to keep well hung males from achieving the age of higher politics.
Which raises the question: Does Obama poop while standing?

[TheRhino]

were did you find this book g.p.m