Episode 236 (177 excluding NATP)
Length:2hr/7min/4sec;127min/4sec;7624sec
Date:FRI 06/24/2011 (Recorded); MON 06/20/2011 (Released)
Blurb:Corpo freaks out at a bar, Greg gets sidetracked by thread, the guys plan on becoming drug addicts, Bryan & Bran take over NY, The Hurricane Bear, Corpo gay 69 a “bear”, running into the Live Start Kids, Brian Berris Baby Vodka, Hacking the planet Werth, Greg gets Word Salad, playing the WMR game, strange search engine results, Indians age ugly, bloody trail of tears, playing with magic spell book, man made of robot parts, Greg purchases crayon factory, religious girl raped by “FATHER”, GO FOR THE BUTT, IFB Church bumper, Duke Nukem Forever & shit play, WMR fighting game, WMR site update, secret WMR projects.
Host:Brian Berris
Co-Hosts:Bryan Corpolongo, Greg Arevigian
Music
-Intro:unfound
-Break:"Paper Dolls" by Ballyhoo!
"Doubled Over" by Sand Section
[unknown]
[unknown]
"Blast Off!" by Weezer (cut short)
-Return:[unknown]
-Outro:"Wreckless Media Radio Song" by German Porn Master
News&Topics:
-Big Business Wreckless Media; Brian is illiterate
-Bryan Corpolongo update: Corpo loses it at a bar. Celebrating a friend's birthday in an unfamiliar bar, "The Post". He gets cut off too soon, he snaps at bartender and calmly wrecks the bar *poker face* "If you're not making me a drink, you've got a lot of time to clean this up"
-Brian's signature drink is "Berris Pop":vodka+dayquil and a melted popsicle
-To become a rockstar, one must be a heavy drug user for a time, the crew resolves to do so
-Everybody's got a job cooking: Brandon doing Italian desserts, Bryan's brother making sushi
-Greg's brother is fancy; wears a chain link bear drep (trap) vest
-Scariest thing in a tornado is a bear being picked up and thrown through your window; breaking all your fine china and valuables "The Hurricane Bear"
-Bushels of bear talk, highlights: Bryan"I have to get my semen into a bear somehow in my lifetime"; gay 69ing a bear
-The crew needs to go big game hunting; like the hunter from Jumanji (philanthropist, safari-ist, genius?)
-Greg's mom
is government; Greg makes no sense
-Brian runs into "The Live Start Kids"; mortal enemies of the "Dead End Kids" (groups of ragtag kids dressed in 1920's garb, DEK introduced in Episode 188); Brian's fantastic storytelling skills take ahold and make this segment very enjoyable (it is unknown outside of Brian's mind how much of these stories is true)
-WMR making their own alcohol in theory out of babies; southern Greg lawyer defends the kidnapping and brewing of babies
-Greg's new job gives him a rare opportunity to take over (hack into) the planet Werth; he strings thingamajiggers for his shigamadig (this segment contains grade A nonsense) "When your walls need a-tumblin', I got it done."
-Brian will name his son Charmander
-Bryan will egg his beard, whenever Greg decided to give it to him
-The Game returns (see Episode 95) FALSE ALARM
-WMR is moving to a more business-type dealie, redo of website/VIP finally coming into view. Surprising results from analytic data
-Brian's dad's mustache, he is in a
band cult
-WMR listeners are now "Juggalos" (they Juggle and are of low self-esteem), not Wrecklessians. Legit: The Wrecking Crew
-Native American are just Mexicans that make things out of weird beads and live on their own land, they age like an old hot pocket
-New Native American stereotype talk
-Greg's living nightmare: blindly feel a body under water as it is tangled in seaweed
-Psychics and crystal balls and souls
-Brian's ex the witch, salted Greg's basement (as if that house wasn't abused enough)
-Brian's spell-book dreams, and unfortunate disillusionment
-All wiccans are softskulls, grown stillborn babies, and more wiccan stereotypes
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-"I am a man made of robot parts!" "BOOM BOTS"; Brian raps briefly, wakes everyone up after break
-What's going on in Greg's life? He ain't no Plain Jane.
-Greg baught a Crayon factory today, the market is gonna skyrocket once we run out of water
-Bryan drinks mysterious vodka snot...
-"I'm Pregnant" Rape Victim Forced to Repent While Attacker Watched
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374991/Teenage-rape-victim-forced-stand-congregation-confess-HER-sin.html-IFB (If Be...) church
-Praying mantis of unusual size, with modified crab claws and electrified mercury running through their veins.
-IFB church ads (IF BE AWESOME)
-Duke Nukem best parts; videogame discussion; WMR fighting game and finishing moves
-mysterious show updates...
::Trivia
-The reason it would be strange for Brian's brother to cook for a living is that he's deathly allergic to peanuts, something found in almost any kitchen
-Fag newtons (referenced ~40:00) are invented in episode 119
-"No-Fap February", one of the top results that lead to the show site, is when people try not to masturbate for the entire month of February, as a test of willpower ("Fap" is the onomatopoetic word associated with male masturbation)
-Bathery Jones is the official face of Batherys, the religion of the show (introduced episode 136)
-1 Guy 1 Screwdriver is a shock video played on episode 169 redux that involves dickhole and asshole penetration (words don't do it justice:
http://jallen285.blogspot.com/2009/05/1-guy-1-screwdriver.html)
-The stone of success is the source of all of Brian's wealth and entrepreneurship skills, everyone who makes it in this world touches the success stone
-In the album artwork of the show (depicts a tag cloud of the search results leading to the show), Bathery is misspelled "Bathree"
-The little boy with beautifully painted toenails is the bass player for Collective Soul, and is also the common factor in a lot of news. First discovered in episode 210 as an accessory to sexual assault, during a drunk news segment towards the end of the show.
-GO FOR THE BUTT is a segment, recently animated, introduced in episode 218. the animation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6PPxjOBTS8-Greg is just a cornucopia of ricockulousness this episode, spouting such non-sequiturs as "I'm a weresheep". This helps keep the show going, and this combined with a good amount of topics is the formula for a great show.
