Episode 237 (178 excluding NATP)
Length:3hr/12min5/sec;192min/5sec;11,525sec
Date:FRI 06/25/2011 (recorded); MON 06/25
Blurb:Just Brian and Bryan, camping trip, X-men and boobs, Penis implants, Collection nostalgia, Roasting comic books, Geeking out, Water Talk Radio, Shower mold, WMR hair club, Chocolate fountain party, Racist Inception, Bulletball revisited, Sugar with a bit of coffee, WMR is a non-profit, Drugs that eat junkies, Brian gets squeamish, Human bone X-mas tree, Brian takes a holiday at a crazy house, Phallic symbols in Denver, Penis GOD, Mason Brotherhood, Fred Penner Documentary, Sharon Lois and Bram’s Elephant Show Behind the Music, Celebrities death pool, audio equipment failure.
Host:Brian Berris
Co-Hosts:Bryan Corpolongo, Brenden towards the very end of the show
::Music
-Intro:"Everything Sucks" by Reel Big Fish
-Break:"Bulletball Rap" by Charles Griffin
"Good Times" by Diego Roots
"Attention Span" by Rebelution
not found (believe me, I
really looked this time)
"Come Back Darling" by UB40
Return:"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit
-Break 2:"Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger
"Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K.
"Dare (feat. Shaun Ryder)" by Gorillaz
"Ashes" by Pepper
Return:not found, sorry guys
Outro:"Wreckless Media Radio Song" by German Porn Master
::News&Topics
-a laid-back evening for the show, only Briyans tonight, as Greg is camping. This leads to stories from other times Brian and his buddies went camping.
-Brian might be switching from vodka to tequila, never liked beer.
-"[nature] is god's toy for us" -Bryan
-Squand, Gak, and Silly Puddy nostalgia; Brian making a silly puddy penis and nearly giving his grandmother a heart attack by stretching it
-Floam is a drug trafficking tool
-How the briyans will look with grey hair
-X-Men movies, the women have no boobs, contrary to the comics. More sex in comics, not just in porn comics.
-Rare comic collecting, ebay ruined the market on rarities by making uniques readily available.
-The much cooler toys for children in the 80's and early 90's; eg pizza shooter, GI Joe, Pogs and how they got banned in Michigan.
-Briyans' vendetta against bars, normal parties getting less fun with age.
-Water collecting phase, vials of water from different places. Seeds of Water Talk Radio (watertalkradio.com). More WTR bumpers.
-Water fast food chain
-Vocal cords look like vaginas
-Asian gangs control weather, ruin Brian's beautiful and perfect hair which takes hours to fix
-WMR hair club for men (not regrowing baldness, just a club for men with good hair), El Presidente hair, Greg's handlebar mustache
-Presidents are required to have a mustache, and look stern.
-Brian is going to be president to pioneer a fashion trend. Fashion tips from Brian and Bryan
-Brian's cousin's dry wedding story (opposite of a bride=groom), chocolate fountain
-Gummy bears and alcohol is a great mixture, jello shots are awful
-Arctic circile vs Antarctica, residents of Canada/Antarctica; the quickest way to get to the North Pole is just walk south of the South Pole (simple logic).
-Hasher went to Canada with the
inuit eskimos (call-in). Hasher is a racist cannibal.
-Brian slandering random listeners and politicians; then saying something good.
-Incepting racism, ingraining racism into people. Inception is just hypnotism apparently.
-Bulletball revisited (
http://www.bulletballgames.com/)
-Chicago: where games were made (fame that comes with creating games, ie Milton Bradley and the creator of Candyland)
-Judging panel of all "Simon Cowells"
-Bullet Ball rap
-"do you want any coffee for your sugar" is a stupid joke, said to Brian at local coffee shop
-Outwardly opposing nonprofits taking money at CVS; biggest scams are "non profits"; "free" Panera cares
-Sickly horses, eels, fastest animals
-Nintendo's dissapointing consoles; xbox is superior
-ACTUAL FORUM TOPICS
-Krokodil (crocodile): the drug that eats its users; Brian gets grossed out (
http://wrecklessmediaradio.com/forum/index.php/topic,2744.0.html)
-Phallic images at Denver Airport (Christian stupidity from Third Eagle of the Apocalypse; TEotA is a great satanic name) thread:
http://wrecklessmediaradio.com/forum/index.php/topic,2746.0.html-Mason secret society oath, Brian's grandfather a member; Simpsons "Stonecutters"
-Old (creepy) TV show nostalgia
-Brian's lost generation
-Audio problems are all in Brian's mind
-Listener gets a Jeffery the Valcon tattoo, suing him for stealing WMR ideas.
-WMR logos
-Ryan Dunn death spawns cringe-worthy hack jokes
-Bryan meets Ryan Dunn when Dunn was braindead drunk at a party
-Brian will get 5150'd to Arkham Asylum for always hearing audio problems
-Which Jackass member will die first spawns the another celebrity death pool
-Celebrity death pool: Brian says
Vern Troyer Steve Zahn, Bryan says Martin Landau of Mission Impossible; both say Danny DeVito, Brenden says Barbara Walters
-Burt Reynolds is a Deliverence style bandit; Burt Reynolds talk
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Brian goes into the matrix audio quits, show gets cut off by the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse
::Trivia
-The episode to which they are alluding in the beginning with the lounging and Frank Sinatra is episode 174. This is the same episode available to listen to on one's phone at 408-538-2186, thanks to once-active forum member Zombie. In this show, they say that they were also the only two hosts on episode 174, however Evil Greg stopped by ~30 min into that show.
-The other major episode where the crew talks about camping (including the tree chopping) is episode 205. 205 is also famous for the exploitable "Tarantulas don't tarantula tarantulas; tarantulas tarantula tarantulas!"
-The episode where Brian tells his silly puddy penis story is episode 198
-Water Talk Radio (watertalkradio.com) was first mentioned in episode 165
-Brian tells his cousin wedding story in episode 90
-Bullet Ball was first covered in episode 157 (this is the first episode I listened to :3)
-The Bullet Ball song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R5yT2YRSng-Brenden brings vodka-soaked gummy bears in episode 229
-Brian tells his story of people making the "do you want some coffee with that sugar" joke at his workplace in episode 214
-A previous celebrity death pool is mentioned in episode 174
