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« on: July 20, 2011, 11:33:45 AM » |
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So suppose you had to kill one person you know, or someone on the boards, who would you kill, why would you kill them, and how would you kill them?
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2011, 01:45:23 PM » |
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I would stab you between your toes, and then in the armpits, then i would drag you behind a car.
And that's just because i don't know you at all, and that would make it a lot simpler.
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2011, 01:51:30 PM » |
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Fair Enough, but holy shit, getting stabbed in the armpit would hurt so goddamn bad...
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2011, 04:23:22 PM » |
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Tiny paper cuts between the toes and fingers and eyes then a salt bath
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2011, 04:52:18 PM » |
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Cover you in dog pheromones, affix metal spikes to the penises of several male dogs. Laugh.
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2011, 04:54:13 PM » |
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Tiny paper cuts between the toes and fingers and eyes then a salt bath
That's called torture, not murder, FINISH HIM! |
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2011, 06:40:15 PM » |
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Tiny paper cuts between the toes and fingers and eyes then a salt bath
That's called torture, not murder, FINISH HIM! Umm → ↓ → ▲ |
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Zomegad
Lil' Wrecker
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2011, 07:44:28 PM » |
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I have two methods in which I'd kill someone.
1. Shoot him point blank in the fucking head, watch his brains splatter on the wall. I could honestly do that and not flinch. Normally if I even so much as bump someone in the hallway I feel bad, but not for this guy.
2. Somehow paralyze him (maybe with that one poison from the blowfish, in Law Abiding Citizen), and somehow stick the points of needles/pencils/etc in his eye, but have it not go any farther. Then, flip him around, and stomp his face into the fucking ground. Think of the "magic trick" scene in The Dark Knight.
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2011, 08:20:50 PM » |
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I have two methods in which I'd kill someone.
1. Shoot him point blank in the fucking head, watch his brains splatter on the wall. I could honestly do that and not flinch. Normally if I even so much as bump someone in the hallway I feel bad, but not for this guy.
2. Somehow paralyze him (maybe with that one poison from the blowfish, in Law Abiding Citizen), and somehow stick the points of needles/pencils/etc in his eye, but have it not go any farther. Then, flip him around, and stomp his face into the fucking ground. Think of the "magic trick" scene in The Dark Knight.
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engan
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2011, 09:36:05 PM » |
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1. I'd take Brandon out to an amusement park and have a ball with him. He's all happy and shit and then i pull out my gun and just shoot him. 2. I'd take Brandon to seaworld and pay for everything so he's super happy (you know he loves fish) and we have a ball. He's all happy and shit and then i lock him in the sharktank. Actually, it doesn't have to be a sharktank. It could just be any tank filled with water. And i would stand on the other side of the glass making this face until he drowns.  |
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 03:14:32 AM » |
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I'd sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 04:03:51 AM » |
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I'd buy a whole shit load of Taco Bell. Or any of your favorite fast food, really. Close to about three hundred dollars worth. I'll lock you in a cage with metal bars that you just can't seem to squeeze through. I'll make sure you can only face me while I eat your favorite fast food in front of you. You'll never get a bite.
Never.
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Some parents teach their kids to brush their teeth.
I'm teaching you to go for the butt.
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