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« on: September 01, 2011, 03:38:16 AM »

Here's the story.

I'm pretty sure he just discovered the meaning of life and didn't need to go on anymore.

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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 06:37:36 AM »

Is it really that hard not to wank?
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 05:58:36 PM »

Great story, dissapointing article.
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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 04:16:15 PM »

that picture they used is priceless.
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 04:40:39 PM »

they never said HOW he died.
I just want to know if it was mid-orgasm.
that would be a sweet vid
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2011, 01:00:51 AM »

Wait a second... How do they know it was exactly 42 times?
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2011, 05:27:35 PM »

Guess he found out the meaning of the universe.
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2011, 01:56:48 PM »

Guess he found out the meaning of the universe.



Raw dicks and jizz?
 
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2011, 04:34:22 PM »

"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC."



...What was the other porn of?
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2011, 07:19:22 PM »

Guess he found out the meaning of the universe.



Raw dicks and jizz?
 

I guess you could say he...

...had it cumming.

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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2011, 07:23:22 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2011, 11:57:04 AM »

Guess he found out the meaning of the universe.



Raw dicks and jizz?
 

I guess you could say he...

...had it cumming.


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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2011, 03:38:51 PM »

will somebody PLEASE tell me why they know it was 42 times!
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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2011, 04:28:31 PM »

He kept samples of every time he finished.
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2011, 09:54:32 PM »

He kept samples of every time he finished.
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