Eel swims into man's penis

[MiskMask]

http://thefreaky.net/stranger-than-fiction/eel-found-in-mans-penis/

There's the story.

[Stronghold]

Sounds like they're evolving Candiru like qualities.

This must be capitalized on.

[creep]

I want to crawl into penis' as well.

[brad159357]

My dick hurts

Story at the bottom:"The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had ‘slipped from his hand and entered his urethra’"

The kid obviously stuck it in there. What other reason is there to take a small fish into a bathroom with you while you're pissing?

[MiskMask]

My dick hurts

Story at the bottom:"The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had ‘slipped from his hand and entered his urethra’"

The kid obviously stuck it in there. What other reason is there to take a small fish into a bathroom with you while you're pissing?

You mean you don't have a piss fish that you take with you to the bathroom everytime you go? Psh, bet you don't know how to use the three seashells either.

[creep]

What other reason is there to take a small fish into a bathroom with you while you're pissing?

I was thinking it was something like a hall pass for a school. You'd get in trouble if you didn't finish peeing before the fish died.

[MiskMask]

Haha, if the fish dies you took too long and your punishment is the burden of guilt.

[ementhal]

The fact that the doctor who removed the eel is called Jin Wang makes this story a thousand times better.

[creep]

Haha, if the fish dies you took too long and your punishment is the burden of guilt.

Or after a while the fish decides it wants to go up your peehole. To live. Or something.