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« on: September 16, 2011, 12:40:17 AM »

Not even joking, guys.

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Reportedly upset that Bolek, 61, would not call her friend to see if Lyons could use the friend’s skybox to see the singer Lavigne, Lyons struck his mother in the head with a bottle of cognac, stabbed her nine times in the back and then dumped household cleaning solutions on her dead body, according to prosecutors.



Read it and weep (with laughter)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-trial-starts-for-man-accused-of-killing-his-mother-over-concert-tickets-20110914,0,279166.story
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 12:59:26 AM »

It's a dirty game out there, don't fuck around with them Lavigne tickets.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 01:12:13 AM »

Those tickets were probably easy to get., she's not popular anymore and I heard her shows were getting cancelled.
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 05:52:46 PM »

 
It's a dirty game out there, don't fuck around with them Lavigne tickets.
Every time you post, you're taking the words right out of my mouth.

I'm proud.
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 02:55:32 AM »

It's a dirty game out there, don't fuck around with them Lavigne tickets.
Every time you post, you're taking the words right out of my mouth.

I'm proud.

Is that why they're all wet?
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