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« on: October 03, 2011, 04:27:55 AM »
Here's the story.

I always feel a little pity for people who die just because they're so completely invested in their faith, but then I remember that hot pocket I had in the microwave.
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2011, 08:18:10 PM »
Theists just shouldn't be allowed near Firearms.
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 09:57:34 PM »
The Devil must have allowed the gun to fire!!!
It's the only explanation...
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 10:11:16 PM »
In the name of God, it will.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 10:42:58 PM »
The best part of the article was that "But it did." was it's own sentence, with double spacing.
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2011, 08:01:57 PM »
Quote from: brad159357 on October 03, 2011, 09:57:34 PM
The Devil must have allowed the gun to fire!!!
It's the only explanation...

you're wrong. the devil invented guns so the dinosaurs could take over. everyone knows that.
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