Steve Jobs is dead.

[Stronghold]

http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-steve-jobs-died-pancreatic-cancer-20111005,0,1001171.story?track=rss

www.apple.com
^Their own little tribute.

Thought this was big news considering the guys have a shit ton of apple products and can tar Steve/praise him on the show if he pleases. Funny how he was never on their death polls.

[MiskMask]

I wanna see Brian tar Steve Jobs! I imagine it's like the tar stairs in Home Alone.

[Riposte]

So that happened. He also died of pancreatic cancer which I hear is the most painful kind.

[Abstractions]

Dibs on first mufti.

[Wiseacre]

Too late, abstractions. I just got back home from doing so. Or, at least trying to. He should be ready in a few weeks.

[Stronghold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik

[flightbox]

hopefully he has to wait for five days to get an autopsy.. meanwhile dealing with being pushed by fucking hipsters into the hooks that hold up coffin accessories on the wall... and THEN realize you have to make an appointment with the morgue like we have to do at the apple stores only to wait forever to be helped by an imbalming genius.  i couldn't care fucking less about that guy.

[Icarus]

I'm legitimately surprised that people give this much of a fuck about a college dropout that made expensive, shitty computers and cellphones.

[MiskMask]

I'm legitimately surprised that people give this much of a fuck about a college dropout that made expensive, shitty computers and cellphones.

I know, there is so much fucking "He changed the world" shit. If he hadn't done it, somebody else would've anyway.

[Icarus]

I'm legitimately surprised that people give this much of a fuck about a college dropout that made expensive, shitty computers and cellphones.

I know, there is so much fucking "He changed the world" shit. If he hadn't done it, somebody else would've anyway.

Somebody on twitter compared him to Thomas Edison and Einstein last night. I shit a brick.

Jobs created a company of fucking cons that had nothing better to do than sue competing companies and sell under-performing hunks of plastic (and a new $600 Under-Performing Hunk of Plastic 6GSXQ97 Exxxtreme with AT&T every six months) made in factories in China while Jobs swam in his pool filled with hundred dollar bills. Fuck Steve Jobs and fuck Apple.

[Stronghold]

Well, at least his coffin won't have windows.