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« on: November 18, 2011, 03:11:14 PM »
...However, water bottle manufacturers are not allowed to put that on their labels.

THE EU IS PERSECUTING WATER.
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2011, 03:30:50 PM »
I highly oppose this claim that water does not prevent dehydration! I love water! Water Talk Radio, watertalkradio.com.
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2011, 03:40:57 PM »
Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict...

...Prof Brian Ratcliffe, spokesman for the Nutrition Society, said dehydration was usually caused by a clinical condition and that one could remain adequately hydrated without drinking water.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2011, 08:48:32 PM »
Good thing I get my hydration from drinking semen.

Whew. I dodged a bullet on that one.
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2011, 09:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Justin on November 18, 2011, 08:48:32 PM
Good thing I get my hydration from drinking semen.

Whew. I dodged a bullet on that one.
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2011, 09:05:36 PM »
There should be a trial for this where water has a chance to defend itself, although, I'm not sure how water can swear on the bible... or speak... But in the end, I think it would be fun just to have a wet defendant's bench and a ruined bible.
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