Who just lets a monkey rip off their face?
If that were me, I'd have boxed the fuck out of that chimp. Better put up your dukes, Mr. Bubbles, because I'm about go ape on that ass. Shit's about to get bananas. Additional monkey pun.
When the attack was recent news, my high school biology teacher explained to us that even a young chimp has twice the strength of two full-grown negroes and that they instinctively go for the hands and face to disable their enemies.
Fucken br00tal apes, man.
