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« on: November 23, 2011, 04:40:08 PM »
Florida police on Friday arrested a person suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots – injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.

Story here.

What.

The.

Fuck.
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2011, 05:41:17 PM »
ALWAYS go for the butt!
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2011, 06:20:36 PM »
It's worth it. Look at 'dat ass.

Her waist is now a large sphere.
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2011, 01:53:53 AM »
Good thing I'm a boob man.

Nigga, get to cementing those tits pronto.
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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2011, 02:56:50 AM »
What the hell is the thought process of mixing those things together in relation to the desired outcome?
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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2011, 01:37:42 PM »
Quote from: Justin on November 24, 2011, 01:53:53 AM
Good thing I'm a boob man.
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2011, 07:25:50 PM »
Welcome to my south florida, guys!
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Quote from: Nukkake on February 15, 2012, 05:20:12 PM
Some parents teach their kids to brush their teeth.

I'm teaching you to go for the butt.

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