The Hobbit is being shot in 3D...is this gonna spoil the LORT franchise?
I mean, Star Wars in 3D [Yep, if you haven't heard they're doing that shit...], if Jar Jar Binks wasn't enough!?!?
I fucking hate 3D! It's such a fucking waste of time I mean, IMAX! Why don't people put more money into that?!?!
It's a big fucking screen that goes for miles and makes you feel like you're there, IMAX is a fucking experience. The Dark Knight in IMAX made me cum! Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol will turn my boner into a WMD The Hobbit in IMAX...DAMN, BITCH!
3D is a fucking migraine, I'm not focusing on important dialog because the guys mouth spit is coming at me like a porno.
Porn in 3D!?!?! Fuck that I don't want The Hobbit cumming on my face, or Darth Vaders ass pubes in my mouth.
And even if it wasn't a distraction, that shit, it's scary. I spend 90 minutes pissing myself because AK bullets are coming at me...I came to watch Nigerians get shot at, not to feel like on of them!! And not just me. I paid 8 quid more to piss my self along with a hundred other people in the room.
Why would you pay for this? Pay to be in a room full of piss. It's like paying to go back to The Holocaust.
I just paid to be taken back in time as a Jew!
Shindler's List, the experience. New ride at Universal Studios! 
