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« on: December 25, 2011, 05:47:23 PM »

Merry Christmas to ya'll..
The So called Christmas extravaganza show was awesome although I must down load the podcast as I was too drunk to comprehend much..
God i got fucking wasted..
So apologies to anyone I flashed my dick at or whatever terrible shit i said..
New years comming so throw some first born children my way!!

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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2011, 06:57:48 PM »

I'm still going with the Fuck christmas thing, because fuck it.

New years is going to be not shit, so that's a good thing.
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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2011, 08:17:36 PM »

I'm still going with the Fuck christmas thing, because fuck it.

New years is going to be not shit, so that's a good thing.
Not shit?

...Are you feeling ok?
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2011, 08:38:34 PM »

I'm still going with the Fuck christmas thing, because fuck it.

New years is going to be not shit, so that's a good thing.
Not shit?

...Are you feeling ok?

I feel like shit.
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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2011, 09:25:51 PM »

the wmr community is feeling down in the dumps.
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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 12:23:40 AM »

Friend of mine died in his sleep, merry christmas
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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2011, 05:32:36 AM »

Friend of mine died in his sleep, merry christmas

Ha! Hilarious.

Also christmas is already over.

Can we please move on?
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2011, 12:04:20 PM »

No, Wilmo. We will never move on.
The decorations will still be up, even after Three Kings Day.
People celebrating Halloween are going to be confused when they see Christmas trees everywhere.
Hell for you is being strapped to a chair by Christmas tree lights puncturing your skin, lighting up your body for the hell spawn to see; giving them a chance to violate you further as your enemies escape in the darkness...
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2011, 01:56:47 PM »

No, Wilmo. We will never move on.
The decorations will still be up, even after Three Kings Day.
People celebrating Halloween are going to be confused when they see Christmas trees everywhere.
Hell for you is being strapped to a chair by Christmas tree lights puncturing your skin, lighting up your body for the hell spawn to see; giving them a chance to violate you further as your enemies escape in the darkness...

Hell for me is homosexual poetry.
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2011, 04:34:07 PM »

Friend of mine died in his sleep, merry christmas
Care to elaborate.
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2011, 04:40:10 PM »

During a christmas party I got a call saying "Phil's dead."  Apparently he fell asleep on the couch the night before and just didn't wake up.  We don't know the cause of death yet.
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« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2011, 11:20:28 PM »

During a christmas party I got a call saying "Phil's dead."  Apparently he fell asleep on the couch the night before and just didn't wake up.  We don't know the cause of death yet.
Was he a drinker?

Man, that sucks.
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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2011, 02:25:23 AM »

He drank occasionally and smoked pot a lot, but no hard drugs that we know of.
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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2011, 04:13:35 AM »

I had my whole family together at my parent's house! We has a delicious dinner and were sitting around a big toasty Christmas fire in the fireplace when I realized there was a huge gas leak behind the stove. The house was nearly filled with gas. It was our first family 911 call. We all stood in the yard together and watched the house, waiting for it to explode while the firefighters responded. Luckily, we doused it with enough beverages on the coffee table before we ran out to prevent an explosion. The firefighters and electric company came out and examined and drained the gas and such.

If I hadn't found the leak we would all have been dead less than 5 minutes later...

"I saved all your lives for Christmas, bitches" -Me, December 25, 2011
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2011, 04:27:25 AM »

I had my dinner with a family that I wasn't related to.

Played Halo 3 with a wasted uncle.
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