Someone needs to write the Bathery bible immediately and put them in the bible sections of book stores.
As a priest of Bathery, I am somewhat offended that you were unaware that the good book exists.
http://wrecklessmediaradio.com/forum/index.php/topic,1121.0.htmlI literally got a huge fucking bible for christmas.I thought it was a joke and started cracking up. It was serious.
Hollow it out & hide your drugs in it.
This has been thoroughly considered, and everyone who sees it thinks it is fake, and are usually quite amazed to find out that it is real.