The Mouse, the Gun, and the Child Rapist

[Bill Cosby X]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/22/man-misses-mouse-and-shoots-roommate-revealing-child-rapist/

It's like a fucking Three Stooges skit.

[IzzyB]

what I thought when I read the URL:
  a man's mouse died, and he is feeling very lonely. He slowly loses his mind in the empty world in which he lives, and with insanity-fueled logic he attempts to murder his roommate. He shoots, but the last bit of sanity he has left stops him from shooting to kill.
  The roommate has a wound in his arm/leg/whatever and in his pain, he shouts "GOD I WOULD LOVE TO RAPE A CHILD RIGHT NOW JUST LIKE I DID TO JIMMY THE CRIPPLE A FEW DAYS BACK"

now i have to read it

[MiskMask]

When I read the title, I imaged a mouse conveniently running over a gun which had been accidently dropped onto the floor by a child rapist, who happened to be raping a child when the mouse's foot hit the trigger and shot him.

[Stronghold]

You now, this would be a very compelling book title.