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« on: January 08, 2012, 10:13:13 PM »

>Antichrist will arrive on a White Horse (Broncos mascot is a White Horse)

>Antichrist will be worshipped by many

>Antichrist will be, on the outside, "A Man of God"

>Antichrist will unify the world under himself and his massive charisma

>Antichrist will be loved by everyone, no one can possibly hate him

>Antichrist will be a "Christian"

>Antichrist will come from nowhere, but quickly rise to power and charisma in the world

Tonight, he threw 10 complete passes for 316 yards
10 books after the book of John (John 3:16), is the book of Timmy
Or Timothy whatever
Timothy 3:16

"Beyond all question, the mystery of godliness is great: He appeared in a body, was vindicated by the Spirit, was seen by angels, was preached among the nations, was believed on in the world, was taken up in glory."
This year, the Super Bowl is being held in Indianapolis. Their team is the Colts, whose colors are blue and white, the same as Israel's.
"The army mentioned attacks the Saints in the New Jerusalem"

THE SAINTS. THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS.
DENVER WILL PLAY NEW ORLEANS.

Also, back in May when people thought that apocalypse was going to happen then, the guy who predicted it said that an earthquake was to come out of the ocean near Thailand.
Tim Tebow was born in Thailand.


I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to start praying to Bathery Jones now.
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 11:40:19 PM »

I imagine you sitting huddled over in a closet that was converted into a room with a bare bulb hanging from the ceiling, pictures of this guy, maps, charts, and newspaper clippings all over the walls and floor. Mugs and mugs of half-drank coffee ontop of stacks of debris. Pinned up yarn going in a pattern from one snippit of paper to another.

accurate?
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 01:09:03 AM »

i dont know how they know im here but they know and theyre lookin at me with their big eyes and the slats of the door are getting wider and shit man the colors are coming in fuck fuck fuck say true and thankee sai

i ask ya and i cry your pardon for steppin on your nice nicey nice shoes but why did the ded baby cross the road because IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN YOU DOPEY FUCK

I HATE THAT GUY OBAMAGOD I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE OF GODBAMA CAN'T FUCK BECAUSE OF GOD MAMA LOOKIN AT ME ALL THE TIME
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 03:06:34 PM »

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While pregnant, his mother suffered a life-threatening infection with a pathogenic amoeba. Because of the drugs used to rouse her from a coma and to treat her dysentery, the fetus experienced a severe placental abruption. Doctors had expected a stillbirth and recommended an abortion to protect her life,[1] although abortions are illegal in the Philippines, but she decided not to have one.

 Some force already tried to kill him off before he could even be born, and in the Philippines of all places.
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 10:54:27 PM »

You know, no one gave a shit about the broncos until he came onto the team.
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