Confession time - also helpful advice

[nicktheprick]

I found out that by pushing on your taint it relieves constipation...

I am aware that this may classify me into a certain segment of people that I do not wish to be associated with, but I hope it helps you in your time of urgent need.  I wouldn't have told you if I didn't think it would help you.  It works. 

[Funky Biscuits]

What exactly is a taint and what are you ashamed of by touching it? faggot lol

[Batty]

I think it's the seam of skin between your ballsack and arsehole?

[WilmoTheBear]

This needed a whole thread?

Fuck this shit.

[Valexi]

Alternatively, if you're constipated and have a vagina you could put fingers up your vagina and push the shit down with your fingers.

[Nukkake]

Here's some helpful advice.

Put your tongue onto the roof of your mouth to help ease brainfreeze.

[Kelly]

Alternatively, if you're constipated and have a vagina you could put fingers up your vagina and push the shit down with your fingers.

I started laughing so hard when I read this and I have no idea why.

[biggy2]

I just stick my hand right up my asshole. I ain't no pussy!

[Funky Biscuits]

Everyone start admitting to things for my amusement.

[C0mBineD]

Alternatively, if you're constipated and have a vagina you could put fingers up your vagina and push the shit down with your fingers.

I will never know how it feels to push down my own shit

[Stronghold]

Alternatively, if you're constipated and have a vagina you could put fingers up your vagina and push the shit down with your fingers.

Dude, no joke, I had to do that the other week. It helps

[WilmoTheBear]

Alternatively, if you're constipated and have a vagina you could put fingers up your vagina and push the shit down with your fingers.

Dude, no joke, I had to do that the other week. It helps

I dont like this!

[davidson]

Alternatively, if you're constipated and have a vagina you could put fingers up your vagina and push the shit down with your fingers.

Dude, no joke, I had to do that the other week. It helps

I dont like this!

Wilmo if it makes you feel better guys do something like this to, but with their butthole. I had to do this once because a poop was so big it wouldn't come out and I had to literally pull it out of my butthole and put it into the toilet.

[WilmoTheBear]

Alternatively, if you're constipated and have a vagina you could put fingers up your vagina and push the shit down with your fingers.

Dude, no joke, I had to do that the other week. It helps

I dont like this!

Wilmo if it makes you feel better guys do something like this to, but with their butthole. I had to do this once because a poop was so big it wouldn't come out and I had to literally pull it out of my butthole and put it into the toilet.

I don't care about that kind of stuff. I don't like it because it was strongski and she's special to me, i don't want images of her fingering herself, just to get to poop out, ruins the romance.

When i was in the army, we were on this super fun camp where everyone had fun, and one night, i woke up in the middle of the night, luckily there was an outhose. I fucking hate those stupid things.

So i went in to take a poopie poo, and then as i was wiping i felt my hand touch something, so i ran, i ran so fast to wash my hands.

The fact that there was a lot of other peoples poops in there just made it so much worse.

I fucking hate shit, cleaning the cats shitbox is the worst thing i am forced to do.

But i still do it, because i'm a Man.

Gagging and crying all the way through it.

[Batty]

Everyone start admitting to things for my amusement.

I'm black.