Horse_ebooks

[So_Useless]

http://twitter.com/horse_ebooks

Not sure how old this is, but it's pretty interesting. My understanding is that it's a spambot. It's like a milder form of gibberish. My favorite tweets so far:

"Once you learn the basics of Aromatherapy, there will be no stopping you."
"Meanwhile, for the cost of several dozen cars, American doctors will torture you."

[Nukkake]

I see KC Green retweet this stuff all the time.

[Stronghold]

5. In Mississippi. 6. An insect. 7. A settled opinion positively expressed. 8. The act of embossing on metals.
My fave.

[Demic]

Brian NEEDS to read these dramatically on the next show.

To give just a taste, here's some of the funniest:

Is your car like a rabbit hutch full of old sweet papers and junk?

UNCRITICAL FASCINATION ABOUT SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS

sexy calves still mocked him.

Would you like to be the star of your household or even your city and show everyone what you really can do with your pole?

1. penny, nickel, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2. hop, skip, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3. two, three, aaaaaaaaaaaa 4. shirt, pants, aaaaaaaaaaaa 5. red, white,

"VOICE, VOICE, VOICE"

CHICKEN

I didn t like having my bike stolen, and I definitely did not enjoy being lashed with a heavy chain. For months (maybe

Some girls just seem to have a natural ability to win bikini contests - or do they?

Rubber Rubber. Rubber. Rubber Rubber Rubber Rubber Rubber Rubber Rubber. Rubber belting, packing, gaskets, and hose boots and shoes boots,

Are your competitors beating you up, and laughing

to double, triple, quadruple, oh heck, you re going to create

CHOCOLATE SYRUP REFRESHING DRINKS FOR SUMMER

12-16 Baby corn

I have the problems

and becoming a woman is a very serious venture.

The term "sludge machines" in paragraph 441, tariff act of 1913, should be limited to machines used for drying sludge

you ll finally start rolling in the cash---BIG BOY

Imagine that you re baking cookies. you re reading the instructions off of the back of a chocolate chip bag. one by one you add the

accept spooky objects

Pear

Dear Frustrated Tennis Elbow Pain Sufferer,

HOW TO MAKE A MOUSE WITH

Everyone in the courtroom looked at me like I was some type of genius.

Nut Sauce

HEAT. HEAT. Heat Is a form of energy,

the sound of lips

dead in a pool of blood and millions of dollars of fine art

Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps,

[Brian]

Gibberish comeback?

[WilmoTheBear]

Gibberish comeback?

You need to level up the grazy if it comes back.

Action scene filled with gibberish, be as incomprihensible and nonsencial as possible.

Lots of alcohol.

Buckets of alcohol.

[Demic]

Gibberish comeback?

The show goes live. No intro, no music, just speaking. All of it gibberish.

[Stronghold]

Gibberish comeback?

You need to level up the grazy if it comes back.

Action scene filled with gibberish, be as incomprihensible and nonsencial as possible.

Lots of alcohol.

Buckets of alcohol.

Gibberish acting scene.

Brilliant.