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« on: July 07, 2008, 12:23:51 AM » |
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I always remember those car commercials where some guy has a really stupid mustache and a cowboy hat selling used cars. "MY NAME'S CRAZY JIM AND I GOTS TO SELL ME SOME CARS!!".
My idea was setting Corpolongo up in a fake mustache, cowboy hat, etc, and getting REALLY cheesey green screen like effects behind him. He should also be selling something absurd like "Baby skin peelers! Never burn your hand on baby skin again! All stocks have to go!!!"
Oh, and a drawn-out southern accent too. That's a must.
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2008, 12:44:22 AM » |
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I love it. Greg could sell pills that clean your intestines out...and he should refer to the intestines as inerds.
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2008, 12:45:59 AM » |
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Greg could sell pills that clean your intestines out...and he should refer to the intestines as inerds.
I like where you're going with it so far.  |
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 11:37:03 AM » |
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brian you've definatly gotta consider making a vid like that , sounds like it could be a great |
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 10:51:40 AM » |
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I like it. And it just so happens i have a green screen at work.
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2008, 06:43:06 PM » |
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haha is there anything you dont have at work?
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2008, 08:36:50 PM » |
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A man eating giant using a man sized dildo?
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2008, 04:56:15 AM » |
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no no they keep him in the basement
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2008, 11:03:51 PM » |
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He should also be selling something absurd like "Baby skin peelers! Never burn your hand on baby skin again! All stocks have to go!!!" That reminds me of my favourite joke Whats Pink and Squeals A pealed Baby in a barrel of salt |
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2008, 02:11:03 PM » |
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That reminds me of my favourite joke
Whats Pink and Squeals
A pealed Baby in a barrel of salt
woah scuzz , thats eh , well , pretty fucking sick |
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2008, 05:52:04 PM » |
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What's pink, red, and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What small, bubbly, and spins in circles?
A baby in a microwave.
I've got a ton of these...
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2008, 02:30:40 AM » |
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What's pink, red, and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What small, bubbly, and spins in circles?
A baby in a microwave.
I've got a ton of these...
Please, Tell me More. I'm Intrigued. |
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2008, 10:19:40 AM » |
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What's pink, red, and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What small, bubbly, and spins in circles?
A baby in a microwave.
I've got a ton of these...
Please, Tell me More. I'm Intrigued. See baby jokes in general Chat, Why do you put a baby's feet into a blender first? To see its reaction |
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 01:40:28 PM » |
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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.
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