"Why no child is safe from the sinister cult of emo"

[Valexi]

We must stop this horrible cult!

[link]

Do it for the children

[Riposte]

She didn't want to finish her homework, what was she supposed to do?

I love how the first part of the article treats it like a disease, pointing out all the possible symptoms.

[Valexi]

Haha, I know

This article is just too funny
I love the last bit
"In a tribute book set up at Hannah's school, one pupil left the following message: "I hope you enjoy the black parade."
Naive, misguided or just plain stupid.
But then, that's always been the trouble with some teenagers. And the danger of emo."

It feels like this should be a National Geographic show about a vicious animal

[spondonicles]

oh god.. I couldn't finish reading that article. It just got too stupid

[Kr1zToV]

whoooooooooooooooooo gives a fuck !

(been listening to old natp episodes    )

[biggy2]

Every emo kid should be stuck in a furnace and skinned after, that way there stupid fucking ideas won't be heard anymore.

[spondonicles]

Every emo kid should be stuck in a furnace and skinned after, that way there stupid fucking ideas won't be heard anymore.

Plus we can use their remains as fertiliser!

"It's nice to think we can go on being socially useful even after death"

[Jrod]

Who gives a shit/Who gives a fuck?

[biggy2]

Every emo kid should be stuck in a furnace and skinned after, that way there stupid fucking ideas won't be heard anymore.

Plus we can use their remains as fertiliser!

"It's nice to think we can go on being socially useful even after death"

Kind of like the nazis did when they made bars of soap out of dead jews

[paulo]

Emo skin lampshades would be hot sellers.

[GPM]

Who gives a shit/Who gives a fuck?

Fred Norris?