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« on: October 23, 2008, 02:54:06 AM »

I was studying up on vaginal flatulence and read some of the more serious conditions involving queefs, and I had a good belly laugh:

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More serious conditions

Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula, a serious condition involving a tear between the vagina and colon, which can result from surgery, child birth, diseases (such as Crohn’s disease), and other causes. This condition can lead to urinary tract infection and other complications. A doctor should be consulted if symptoms of colovaginal fistula occur. This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse, a condition most often caused by child birth.

So basically 'pooping out of your vagina'...  rofl

quote found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 06:24:02 AM »

It'd be even worse if that backfired and you had a baby out your ass
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 06:32:39 AM »

It happens, sometimes the skin between rips creating one massive hole
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2008, 09:29:24 AM »

HAHA, this is a great post.  It's making the show tonight.
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2008, 05:25:26 PM »

Oh yikes...
That sounds so disgusting
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Just another reason for me to never have a baby
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2008, 06:17:16 PM »

Oh yikes...
That sounds so disgusting
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Just another reason for me to never have a baby

Too late

(Sorry I should have told you earlier)
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2008, 06:54:50 PM »

btw, also reading on the same page on wikipedia:

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Air which is forced into the vagina, especially by blowing in order to cause vaginal flatulence during cunnilingus, can cause an air embolism. This is a potentially life-threatening condition for a woman and also for her child if she is pregnant at the time.
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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2008, 08:25:03 PM »

btw, also reading on the same page on wikipedia:

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Air which is forced into the vagina, especially by blowing in order to cause vaginal flatulence during cunnilingus, can cause an air embolism. This is a potentially life-threatening condition for a woman and also for her child if she is pregnant at the time.
cunnilingus, to a pregnant woman, huh? yeah, I'd fap to that.
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 01:43:33 AM »

If you blow it up enough and pinch the lips together, you can let the air out slowly and play "Yesterday" by the Beatles.
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 06:50:23 AM »

If you blow it up enough and pinch the lips together, you can let the air out slowly and play "Yesterday" by the Beatles.

And if you're really good you can play "Addicted to Vaginal Skin" by Cannibal Corpse
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 09:44:12 AM »

It would be cool if you could get like 25 girls going at the same time and make a Beethoven symphony.
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 06:51:19 PM »

It would be cool if you could get like 25 girls going at the same time and make a Beethoven symphony.
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 08:39:36 PM »

Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 10:27:06 PM »

"HORMONES"
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2008, 01:46:09 AM »

I put on my thinking cap Cheesy
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