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« on: October 30, 2008, 08:17:25 PM » |
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musical rape.
I think it speaks for itself
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 08:55:50 PM » |
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"I think it speaks for itself"
...just like Helen Keller
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2008, 08:57:36 PM » |
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alright well then how about I phrase it as....
a musical, about raping someone
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2008, 09:10:51 PM » |
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Sounds like fun to me. Could get creative with a music video.
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2008, 10:02:32 PM » |
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Scene one:
Dr. Cocksenstein walks into the operating room, getting ready for a triple bypass surgery. He looks down at his patient and reassures him everything will be all right. Dennis, the middle-aged accountant lying on the operating table looks up nervously as Dr. Cocksenstein begins to sing a tune to himself (although directed towards the audience):
Oh Dennis, what would I do without youuuuuu?
How could I live without youuuuuuu?
You put the bread on my tableeeeee.
Oh Dennis, what would I do without youuuuuu?
How could I live with youuuuuu, Dennis?
How could I live without youuurrrrr anus?
Once you go under I'll get ready to plunder
your innocence from behindddddd.
The nurses don't care, they've seen you
down there, and trust me, they've seen miiiiinnnnneee.
Dennis, how can I live without youuuu?
How can I live without youuuu?
How can I live without your anussssss....
*fades to black*
Yes, I made that up on the spot.
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2008, 11:01:55 PM » |
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Damn, you are sick...I love you.
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 01:02:52 AM » |
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Scene one:
Dr. Cocksenstein walks into the operating room, getting ready for a triple bypass surgery. He looks down at his patient and reassures him everything will be all right. Dennis, the middle-aged accountant lying on the operating table looks up nervously as Dr. Cocksenstein begins to sing a tune to himself (although directed towards the audience):
Oh Dennis, what would I do without youuuuuu?
How could I live without youuuuuuu?
You put the bread on my tableeeeee.
Oh Dennis, what would I do without youuuuuu?
How could I live with youuuuuu, Dennis?
How could I live without youuurrrrr anus?
Once you go under I'll get ready to plunder
your innocence from behindddddd.
The nurses don't care, they've seen you
down there, and trust me, they've seen miiiiinnnnneee.
Dennis, how can I live without youuuu?
How can I live without youuuu?
How can I live without your anussssss....
*fades to black*
Yes, I made that up on the spot.
all the while making over the top dance moves and stroking Dennis' face sensually. |
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2008, 05:40:31 AM » |
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Damn, you are sick...I love you.
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2008, 10:47:41 AM » |
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haha that is amazing. 87.6 kudos to you my friend
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I am consciously aware of every synapse in my cerebral cortex.
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2008, 12:14:12 PM » |
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I don't care enough to read it  |
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2008, 03:06:06 PM » |
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I don't care enough to read it ....Dr.Cockenstein will get you... |
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2008, 04:21:47 PM » |
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And I'll make sure even he feels violated.
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2008, 05:55:00 AM » |
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I don't care enough to read it haha me too |
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Bloodshed!
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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2008, 06:46:22 PM » |
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didn't they do this in A Clockwork Orange?
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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2008, 07:57:26 PM » |
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"I'm siiiinging in the rain"
*kick*
"Just siiiiiinging in the rain"
*cane whack*
"What a wooonderful feeling
I'm haaaapy again"
*starts to tear up the chicks clothing at the boobies*
"I'm laaauuughing at clouds
so hiiiigh up above"
*cuts away clothing at crotch area*
"The sun's in my heart
And I'm reeaaady for love"
*cuts away rest of clothing*
*proceeds with the ol' in an' out*
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