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« on: July 12, 2008, 09:50:44 PM »

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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- A man said he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church. Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering he said he's endured from his injuries. Matt Lincoln, 57, says he decided to sue the church after its insurance company denied his claim for medical bills. Lincoln has had two surgeries since the June 2007 incident but said he still feels pain in his back and his legs. The Sevier County man said he was asking God to have "a real experience" while praying at church. He said he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone. Lawyers for the church said other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They said he failed to look out for his own safety.

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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2008, 11:29:35 PM »

You just can't trust that fucking Holy Spirit.
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2008, 05:58:46 PM »

I've always been saved by His Noodly Appendages.
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 08:58:50 AM »

He will go to hell for suing his church.

Shame on him.

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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 03:15:17 PM »

So There Were Pews All Over The Church, But By a Strange Twist Of Fate, The Dumbass Didn't Hit One?
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 05:00:01 PM »

God protected the fool.
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2008, 12:32:42 PM »

Fuck church. I wonder what a suicide is like at a church
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2008, 03:44:34 PM »

If God in the person Of Jesus Christ gave himself over to crucifixion, that's a form of suicide no? God offed himself, how emo.
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2008, 12:35:14 AM »

Ya and jesus didn't sacrafice himself, they like to view it that way. He was killed against his will, thats not sacrificing. Just think how emo those people must be that think there connected to jesus somehow, and like get cuts on their wrist that immitate the nails, and cuts along the forehead to immitate the barbs, that supposivly arn't self inflicted Tongue There was a movie about it like in 2002 I think. Kinda creepy.
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2008, 10:52:41 PM »

Next show, this topic will be talked about.  Good find.
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