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Scuzz
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« on: July 14, 2008, 11:05:18 PM »

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari in my garage
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2008, 11:07:15 PM »

Whats the difference between a baby and trampoline

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2008, 11:18:04 PM »

Here we go...

How do you unload a wagon filled with dead babies?

With a pitchfork!
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2008, 11:22:03 PM »

What goes round and round and knocks on the window?

A baby in a microwave!
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 01:00:31 AM »

what's red, sticky and crawls up your leg?

a homesick abortion
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2008, 06:14:35 PM »

I'm going to hell for this...

What's the best thing about a baby?

How big your dick looks in its little hand!
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2008, 06:23:22 PM »

Ha ha tomass, I'll be there with you...love it.
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 08:51:24 PM »

Whats Pink and Squeals?

A pealed baby in a barrel of Salt
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