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« on: January 23, 2009, 01:31:00 PM » |
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I figure I should tell you guys about this, especially since I'm SURE Brian would rip this woman a new one. She's a hypnotist, but she offers plenty of mp3s that are "erotic hypnotism". And they fucking cost like 35 dollars. I tried one though, and honestly, if you believe it'll work, you can get into it. Here's the website: www.isabellavalentine.com Don't be fooled by her voice, though. She's actually pretty ugly. In fact, if anyone wants to hear this bitch, here's a MegaUpload link for the one that allegedly makes you "orgasm without touching yourself": http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ldibqtmvJust posting this 'cause this is some weird shit, and if Brian and the guys hate it enough, it could make a funny segment in a future show. |
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 09:07:22 PM » |
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Oh sweet heavens. I watched one of her free vids. "Party with Isabella."
She's hideous when she's trying to look sexy.
It's hilarious.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 11:10:25 PM » |
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Oh sweet heavens. I watched one of her free vids. "Party with Isabella."
She's hideous when she's trying to look sexy.
It's hilarious.
I know, right? I listened to the mp3 and pictured a hot blonde, and then I saw the picture. Needless to say, I immediately threw the file into the Trash and proceeded to set the dock icon on fire. The sad part is she seems really egotistical and narcissistic in her mp3s. What a fucking bitch. |
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2009, 02:38:00 AM » |
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Oh sweet heavens. I watched one of her free vids. "Party with Isabella."
She's hideous when she's trying to look sexy.
It's hilarious.
I know, right? I listened to the mp3 and pictured a hot blonde, and then I saw the picture. Needless to say, I immediately threw the file into the Trash and proceeded to set the dock icon on fire. The sad part is she seems really egotistical and narcissistic in her mp3s. What a fucking bitch. Seriously. Same exact thing here. xD Listened to the Mp3, but AFTER watching a vid of her. So all I could picture was that face trying to sound sexy. I could SEE the facial expressions, and I wanted to shoot myself. After the orgasm, of course. |
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2009, 02:05:14 PM » |
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Well it fucking worked for me.
I don't want to ruin it by seeing her picture though.
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2009, 05:13:01 PM » |
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Well it fucking worked for me.
I don't want to ruin it by seeing her picture though.
Trust me, you don't. I'm sure if Brian sees the picture, though. He'll freak out. |
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2009, 06:59:17 PM » |
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Does this hands-free thing really work?
I might give it a try.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2009, 07:03:24 PM » |
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Does this hands-free thing really work?
I might give it a try.
yea it works, if you want it too. |
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2009, 07:07:49 PM » |
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Does this hands-free thing really work?
I might give it a try.
yea it works, if you want it too. Can I get a more credible testimonial from someone else? |
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2009, 07:10:03 PM » |
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Just put it on as you go to bed, and don't skip, I garuntee you jizz in pants.
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2009, 07:14:55 PM » |
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Well Justin, if you say that it works, I'll believe you and perhaps try it myself. And then I'll go see what she looks like and probably die laughing after finding out that some ugly woman just made me jizz through hypnotism.
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2009, 07:30:32 PM » |
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I used to watch this hypnotist on Stickam
It was pretty good, rather relaxing and dare I say, helpful?
But, hypnotism only works if you believe that it works
If you listen to it thinking "I'm not going to get hypnotized" the whole time, then you won't
I don't know about this erotic hypnotism, though
Someone with a penis try it, I want to see if they can come without touching
Also; provide pics for proof.
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2009, 07:51:43 PM » |
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Alright, the thing is 35 minutes long and I just listened to it.
I'll admit, I was completely lost in my thoughts and tranced out. I didn't have a full-on orgasm, but I did have a little bit. It's hard to explain. She says to keep listening once a day until you can do it completely.
I'll listen again tonight and see if I have better results.
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2009, 07:58:59 PM » |
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I used to watch this hypnotist on Stickam
It was pretty good, rather relaxing and dare I say, helpful?
But, hypnotism only works if you believe that it works
If you listen to it thinking "I'm not going to get hypnotized" the whole time, then you won't
I don't know about this erotic hypnotism, though
Someone with a penis try it, I want to see if they can come without touching
Also; provide pics for proof.
I had a better result with the one where she "lets you touch yourself" near the end. It was very teaseful. Sadly, I don't have a MegaUpload link for that one. All I can tell you is it's called "Beg". It's funny, too. Cause the other girl who helps her in that one sounds like one of the fucking ugly stepsisters form Cinderella or some shit. |
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2009, 09:52:11 PM » |
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Alright, the thing is 35 minutes long and I just listened to it.
I'll admit, I was completely lost in my thoughts and tranced out. I didn't have a full-on orgasm, but I did have a little bit. It's hard to explain. She says to keep listening once a day until you can do it completely.
I'll listen again tonight and see if I have better results.
yea my whole body and dick are number out so it's hard to feel it. I've done it 3 times today, once naked. |
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