3 things:
1. iphone, or ipod phone
2. Akon's hot new drop
...and coffee. Man, I love coffee. Sometimes I like to stay up real late and use it like a creative juice to build awesome forts.
One time, I drank so much coffee that the laws of the universe dissipated. I was walking on the Z axis of space and time.
Do 6 espresso shots in a row.
Heart Attacks ensue

I want to drive a meathook through your dick, hang you from the ceiling, and have 23 mexican kids beat the fuck out of you with a golf club.