We ARE having a show tonight, and I know half the listeners are going to be too stupid to actually come to the site and read this, so all you smart listeners pass the word along. We will most likely be starting around 8:30ish. Why? Because I have a gosh dern wedding to plan, ya doofuses!
I will be taste testing the food, cake, etc… But I’m mostly interested in “testing” the champagne. Sarah and I will have to blend in and infiltrate the other normal couples that will be there. Ugh, sickening. I think we’ll play a game while we are there. I call this game “Split Up as Many Couples as Possible”. I’ll be gettin’ chicks’ numbers. Sarah will flash a nip or two at unsuspecting, soon-to-be husbands. I think we’ll be pretty good at that part of it… ya know, as long as the champagne tasting goes well enough (A.K.A. We’re getting wasted).
So hopefully I’ll have a lot to talk about on tonight’s show.
The timer will hit 0 like normal and the header will switch to the live show, but we won’t be on for a little while after that. You DO have the new chat to keep yourselves occupied while you wait… and to explain to the other dipshits why we aren’t live yet.
It’s REAALLY REALLY important that everyone tonig… GAHBYE… I Love yooou.